There's A Conspiraloon About!

from The Covid Tapes by Cosmo

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Covid 19 has given us a right scare
And getting hold of facts can be a nightmare
But my mate’s online in his pyjamas
Reading bullshit to add to the drama
Done his research?
He says he’s bossed it
But I reckon he’s proper fucking lost it
He said he saw Bill Gates on a 5G mast
Syringe full of vaccine pointing at my arse!

Hey mate what you on about?!!
Better watch your head there’s a conspiraloon about..
Last night we all had a Zoom party
He was on about the Illuminati
We got so bored we wanted to shoot him
Till someone realised there’s a button that can mute him
I sometimes worry he’ll get so confused
Like Hitler he’ll start on about the Jews
Yes folks, that’s a massive clue
About what conspiracies are doing to you!
Last night I dreamed all the flat earthers
Got together with he truthers and birthers
Antivax replaced actual facts
David Icke was king - that’s when I cracked
Before I knew it up became down
2 and 2 was five a smile became a frown
The world’s gone to shit we’re hell bound of course
But why d’you wanna put the cart before the horse???

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from The Covid Tapes, released May 16, 2020

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