The Wetherspoons Song (Tim​-​Tim​-​Timmy​-​Timmy Martin​!​!​)

from The Covid Tapes by Cosmo

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Wetherspoons is the nation’s boozer
We pull the pints there and bring you all your nosh
But when Covid-19 came to town
The boss got stingy with his dosh
He flat out refused to pay us
He said “Hey! Get a job in Tesco!”
He needed some gentle persuasion
So this is how we told him where to go

We’re gonna spray paint your boozers till we get paid
Tim-Tim-Timmy-Timmy Martin!
(X 2)

Sorry Tim, scared about your nest egg?
Your money stashed for a rainy day?
Or in your proletarian proof bunker
Did you think you’d never see the day
When you had to open your wallet
And fork out for the ones who make your pile?
In the time of a global pandemic
You’re thinking of yourself the whole while

We’re gonna spray paint your boozers till we get paid
Tim-Tim-Timmy-Timmy Martin!
(X 2)

So listen, all you business of Britain
You money people all around the world
This ain’t 2008, mate
You’ll get back the nonsense that you hurled
We’re not paying for you crisis
You won’t find us carrying the can
Remember your pal Tim Martin
He couldn’t follow through his plan.

We’re gonna spray paint your boozers till we get paid
Tim-Tim-Timmy-Timmy Martin!
We’re gonna spray paint your boozers

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from The Covid Tapes, released May 16, 2020

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